@KevinHart4real I’m watching #ZeroFucksGiven for myself and I suggest others do it. The way some Twitter people were hating on this man is crazy. The Walmart Greeter bit was funny. If #ZeroFucksGiven was so unfunny how did y’all watch the WHOLE thing to talk shit? 🤔. 🙏 Kevin & Your Kids!
@AFan_ofTruth @KevinHart4real It wasn’t funny at all! He’s basically saying since I have the #1 movie I’m too good to help my child’s school! How the hell is that funny? It’s narcissistic, sad, arrogant and egotistical. I never wanted to give him another watch or $! His set wasn’t funny, ONLY cringeworthy!
@jimmyfallon Boiling some eggs went to write code Forgot about the eggs until my stomach started rumbling Remembered the eggs Get up to go to the kitchen I hear a loud bang Find pot with no water and brown egg and shell E-V-E-R-Y-where That place prob still smells of sulphur #CookingFail
Was making burger patties and asked my daughter to “toss me an egg real quick”. She literally did and it smashed on my forehead. My wife just laughed so I yelled “aren’t you going to do something?” She replied, “What? You should be used to having egg on your face.” #CookingFail
@jimmyfallon In Thailand I took a cooking class the guesthouse was offering. We made CHICKEN Pad Thai 😋😋. When I got back to my room, I discovered a LIVE chicken had got into my room, pooped ALL OVER the floor & laid an egg on my bed. Next time I'll cook vegetarian. #CookingFail ?? 👀🤷🏾♀️😑
@jimmyfallon I had just finished having relations in my living room and as I, wearing nothing, sauntered to the kitchen for a post-coitus snack, he asked "Is your front door unlocked?" Before I could answer the door went flying open as my neighbor accidentally came in! #CookingFail