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Dreamweasel

Still not accepting .GIFs or memes

Joined on 21 March, 2009

http://www.dreamweasel.net

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Between “Antifa”, “woke”, and “SJW”, there sure are a lot of mainstream Republicans treating anti-racism and anti-fascism as something to be ashamed of

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I’m trying to remember the last time I heard anything about Kyrsten Sinema, and it was when she was sworn in to the Senate. At the time, it was considered a victory: she’s openly bi, & Pence had to swear her in.

Live by the smirk, die by the smirk.

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FILE UNDER: Asshole, Get a Load of This

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#3ThingsYouShouldStopDoing if you want to sound like an adult:

1. Punctuate sentences with “lol” like it’s Western Union

2. Use the letter “u” instead of spelling the whole word “you”

3. Append a .GIF to every post. (Zero points for “ironic” .GIFs in response to this post.)

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I genuinely cannot get inside the head of a person who believes that:

1. A “trophy wife” is a position to aspire to
2. Melania Trump is somehow the Queen of the Trophy Wives
3. Any woman would dream of being scooped up by a catch like Donald Trump

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Quoted @RonFilipkowski

Pastor Stewart Allen-Clark tells congregation that women need to work harder to look good for men. “I’m not saying every woman can be the epic trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump. Most women can’t be trophy wives, but you know ... maybe you’re a participation trophy.”

And I thought the Kazakhstani fairy tale in BORAT 2 was satire

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The post-Trump GOP no longer functions as a governing party. They only exist as a form of bad-faith grievance politics: whatever it takes to “own the libs”.

Honestly, you’d never notice Rush Limbaugh died. Half of our Republican elected officials have gladly taken his place.

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Replying to @Dreamweasel: - Nobody cancelled the Muppet Show. Disney Plus added a disclaimer to 18 episodes where the content has aged poorly after…

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Quoted @JuliusGoat

HORTON HARMS A WHO
While Horton the elephant bathed in a pool
In the heat of the day, enjoying the cool,
He heard with his ears, which were large and acute
A very small voice, high and bright, like a flute.

This is magnificent. ⬇️ (Thread)

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Replying to @ScratchChrome: Some absolute fucking quilk just accused me of making up words

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Quoted @IndieWire

Edie Falco has been cast to play Hillary Clinton in Ryan Murphy's "Impeachment: American Crime Story." Clive Owen is playing Bill Clinton and Beanie Feldstein is playing Monica Lewinsky in the FX series.

You just KNOW they would’ve offered it to James Gandolfini if he were still around

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Quoted @TonyBalone

@Dreamweasel Thank you for helping me argue with my aunt.

I’ll call it the Auntie-Balonie initiative

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“Like many somewhat-nuanced expressions invented by trendy young people, ‘cancelled’ was weaponized by the Right and transformed into ‘Cancel Culture’, a terrifying Orwellian assault on freedom speech and/or freedom of thought.”

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Some absolute fucking quilk just accused me of making up words

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Quoted @Dreamweasel

New Blog Post!

12 Things You Need to Know About “Cancel Culture”:

#UnlikelyCauseForAlarm

So-called “Cancel Culture” ⬇️

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Quoted @psufan68

@Dreamweasel @GovMikeHuckabee Guess you don't follow the news Dream.

Please be more specific.

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Replying to @edburmila: Democrats: what do you people want

People: jobs, money, healthcare

Liberal Brain Guys: ok you heard them, take the GOP bai…

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Democrats: what do you people want

People: jobs, money, healthcare

Liberal Brain Guys: ok you heard them, take the GOP bait and wade into culture wars issues I heard about on the news lately

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I know, it’s impossible to shame a Trump supporter into honesty or basic human decency, but sometimes the public record will have to suffice

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- Nobody cancelled the Muppet Show. Disney Plus added a disclaimer to 18 episodes where the content has aged poorly after 40 years. You can still see them all.

- Nobody cancelled Dr. Seuss. His family’s publishing company has ceased to publish 6 older titles with racist images.

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DREAMWEASEL’S YEAR IN REVIEW


Please enjoy this partially-complete summary of the year's events, by which I mainly refer to the pandemic, the election, and fruitless arguments with heavily brainwashed randos on the Internet

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