Joined on 21 August, 2018
Nothing but respect for the outgoing president
I read it as, “can absolutely draw a cock.”
I immediately thought of Mario Cart’s mushroom dick character with yeti pubes.
This is a thing we’re going to be living with in our minds.
Telescopefish. This deep-sea species can swallow prey larger than itself and lives in depths between 500 and 3000 meters.
Another member of this species thinks this fish hot AF. Fuckable.
Considering the scale of the universe, intelligent life must exist elsewhere. We may be outnumbered, & unanimously designated the uggos.
Not me though. I’m universally adorable. You ppl tho...ugh!
Free speech is under attack. We're being muzzled by the radical left. Sure, they'll allow us to express our opinions online... as long as our opinions are 100% in line with their own!
Welcome to 1984...
This is fantastic! If this ain’t a parody account, then it’s a waste.
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