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SparrowHeart23

🌎Backyard Bird🌎

🌲PNW Democrat 🌲RESISTOR SISTER🇺🇸💙 Sarcastic Ginger🦊 Gemini♊️ Quite fond of coffee, dogs, painting, and ambulance chasing ☕️🐕🎨🚑 🚫🚫NO DMs🚫🚫

Port Angeles, WA

Joined on 1 July, 2020

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If we think of political ideology like the globe, the far right is actually the left... and thus it was Antifa who stormed the capitol. Thanks for coming to my turd talk. 👌🏻

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Y’all... 2020 just turned drinking age. Don’t get too excited yet. 😳

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And we all brought out the bells and whistles to ring in 2021.... probably should’ve waited.

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Replying to @smitts: 25th Amendment...now, tonight!

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25th Amendment...now, tonight!

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Yeah, asshole. We saw it before it got deleted. Fuck you and your treasonous trash of a cult. You’re the most un-American bunch of cowards I’ve ever seen. Classless and immature and deadly. I hope you rot in a steaming pile of your own shit for all eternity.

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Doesn’t “Senate Minority Leader McConnell” have a nice ring to it?

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BREAKING: 2020 just announced that it will not recognize 2021 as the new year, and refuses to leave the calendar.

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Death to 2020 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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Pretty sure Mitch McConnell joyfully watched Littlefoot’s mom die in Land Before Time...

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I wish Mitch McConnell a very prolapsed rectum.

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Donald Trump
Donald T.
Don T.
Don’t.
Glad we had this talk.

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When do they do the part of the electoral college vote where they declare Trump the winner? Chop chop... the day is almost over. 😂😂

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Replying to @addictionguy: My convo with a Flat Earther

Him: The earth is flat
Me: Unless you have been to the Karman Line you wouldn't know that
H…

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✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻😂😂😂😂😂😂

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My convo with a Flat Earther

Him: The earth is flat
Me: Unless you have been to the Karman Line you wouldn't know that
H: The Car what?
M: The Karman Line - the boundary between Earth's atmosphere & outer space
H: That's fucking stupid.
Me: So you have no proof?
H: Fuck you

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My party won
Your party lost
Let’s put it past us and be friends now.
I’ll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.

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Dear Donald,
The moon is not part of Mars, but Sean Hannity is indeed, orbiting Uranus.

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An agnostic friend of mine once said: "I don't mind Christians in general. But your public representatives suck"!

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