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Laurie Brunner

Cynical, deeply repressed, habitually depressed, chronically obese caretaker of 4 cats. But other than that I'm perfect.

Earth, Milky Way Galaxy

Joined on 8 October, 2010

http://pleaseholdyourapplause.com

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Quoted @mkraju

The Senate adjourned after clerks finished reading the bill text at 2:05am on Friday morning. They started at 320p Thursday afternoon when Ron Johnson forced them to read the 628-page bill aloud

I wish I could read a 628 page book in 11 hours.

Also, if the people of Wisconsin do not want to kick Johnson out of office in 2022 for deliberately making them suffer...well, that's kinda on them. (For the record, I think he's toast, but we'll see.)

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Quoted @jbarro

There was literally a GEICO campaign where the joke was cavemen getting mad about offhand comments about cavemen.

The obvious comeback from the Biden Administration would be to put out a PSA with the tagline: "Wear a mask. So easy, even a caveman can do it."

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Replying to @zillowgonewild: If you all love open concept then here’s another perfect one.

Stroudsburg, PA
Recently sold for $555,000
2 bd, 2 ba
1…

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Replying to @Mikel_Jollett: Five hundred thousand people are dead, 75% of Americans support a major covid relief package and EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN…

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If you all love open concept then here’s another perfect one.

Stroudsburg, PA
Recently sold for $555,000
2 bd, 2 ba
1,968 sf

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Quoted @NinaTotenberg

Clemente Pereida, an unauthroized immigrant, has lived in the U.S. for 25 years, raising 3 children, one of them a U.S. citizen. Now #SCOTUS says he may be deported for a minor a crime. he and others like him may be deported for minor crimes.

We are entering a Very Dark Age, my friends. A Very Dark Age. This 6-3 Court has intent, an agenda, and is going to curl its iron fist around the hearts of American Ideals & Values and squeeze the life out of them. Pray they're strong enough to keep beating.

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Quoted @marcorubio

President Biden’s use of an old stereotype is hurtful to modern Europeans, Asians & Americans who inherit about 2% of their genes from Neanderthal ancestors.



He should apologize for his insensitive comments and seek training on unconscious bias.

Replying to @kurtbardella: You know what’s hurtful to Asians - using racist rhetoric like “China Virus” and “Kung Flu”.

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Replying to @paulkrugman: Was out of the loop for a bit, but as I understand it the US right is now both white nationalist and pro-Neanderthal. The…

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Was out of the loop for a bit, but as I understand it the US right is now both white nationalist and pro-Neanderthal. The Ku Klux Klan of the Cave Bear?

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Finally made my Swiss Miss! My mug either says "I ❤ Chocolate!" or "I ❤ Charlotte!" I couldn't have possibly purchased it for any other cheeky reason, nor did I notice that the heart looked a lot like a tongue, absolutely never noticed that.

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You know what’s hurtful to Asians - using racist rhetoric like “China Virus” and “Kung Flu”.

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I still haven't gotten up to put the kettle on.

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I just remembered that I told myself fifteen minutes ago I was going to make myself a cup of cocoa.

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Five hundred thousand people are dead, 75% of Americans support a major covid relief package and EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN in congress just voted against it.

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Replying to @guardian: Spurs front four reward José Mourinho's selection with edgy win at Fulham

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Spurs front four reward José Mourinho's selection with edgy win at Fulham

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Quoted @KelliButlerAZ

A bill to allow anyone 18 or over to have a loaded gun in their car on school grounds just passed #AZ House on a party line vote. Allowing 18 year olds to have a loaded gun in their car at school is just horribly dangerous. #HB2840 #azleg

It's a Death Cult.

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Replying to @BruceBartlett: Kirsten Gillibrand destroyed Al Franken because he stood in her path to the Democratic presidential nomination, but she…

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Kirsten Gillibrand destroyed Al Franken because he stood in her path to the Democratic presidential nomination, but she is giving her political ally Andrew Cuomo a pass.

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That being said...even if my government decided that I make too much money to receive the stimulus...I wouldn't complain about it, because I am still in a MUCH better place than millions and millions and millions of others. I would simply have to start driving Uber sooner.

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(Not to mention, that bonus I keep bragging about is coming at a great time. All I'm trying to say is I am a better person than those people complaining that households making more than $160K are not going to be receiving a stimulus check. I hope I have made that clear.)

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That being said, my debt load is still so heavy that I need to be an Uber driver in order to make ends meet. I have avoided driving since October. Receiving this stimulus check would possibly allow me to wait until I receive the vaccine before driving again.

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He is my Rose and I am his Jack.

I must draw him.

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