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Not the White House
Joined on 8 January, 2021
And while you're here, make sure to BLOCK the account below for stealing tweets and impersonating the original! 👇
The place looks so much bigger without any furniture in it!
My Important First Tweet has *almost* 2 MILLION likes! Let’s put it over the top to show @jack who’s really in charge! RETWEET!
Just found @tedcruz's testicles while packing up. Forgot I even had them!
RETWEET if this makes your guts explode with AMERICAN PRIDE!
Scott Baio is a GREAT PATRIOT. He asked me to tweet this message to my followers, and I am happy to oblige!
“Somebody please hire Scott Baio”
VERY EXCITED TO SPEND THE WEEKEND CLOGGING ALL THE TOILETS FOR THE NEXT TENANT #MABA
Quoted @RobertMaguire_
Per pool, President Trump just spent a portion of his final Friday as president meeting with...the My Pillow guy in the Oval Office.
SO DISRESPECTFUL! The “My Pillow guy” has a name!
It’s Myron. Myron Pillow.
Quoted @ZekeJMiller
WASHINGTON (AP) — AP sources: Vice President Mike Pence calls Vice President-elect Kamala Harris to congratulate her, offer assistance.
Quoted @kylegriffin1
Today, Donald Trump will likely take his place in history as the one and only president of the United States to be impeached twice.
LEGEND
FAKE NEWS! Their house actually has NINE bathrooms.
Quoted @DavidNakamura
Trump has instructed aides not to pay Giuliani’s legal fees and the president did not appreciate a demand from Giuliani for $20,000 a day in fees, per @PhilipRucker @jdawsey1 @AshleyRParker
He got caught with his hand in the cookie jar just like he got caught with his hand in his pants!!!!
Was in the bathroom for a while, anything going on?
Looks like this one needs new batteries. I think he takes AA's. @RepBrianMast
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