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Bill Maher

The Official Bill Maher Twitter

Los Angeles

Joined on 29 January, 2009

http://www.billmaher.com

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Replying to @RealTimers: NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo is an amazing man – an Italian with no game. Don't believe us? Just wait'll you hear some of his NSFW…

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NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo is an amazing man – an Italian with no game. Don't believe us? Just wait'll you hear some of his NSFW pick-up lines...

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It's time to raise awareness about a very serious problem: raising awareness. We raise too much of it. Must we be sad about everything all the time?

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.@Hasbro dropped "Mr." from "Mr. Potato Head" to make it gender inclusive. Oh, and Silly Putty will now be called "On-the-Spectrum Putty."

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Replying to @RealTimers: #StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @JoeNBC, @FrankBruni + @cthagod begins now on @HBO! https:…

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#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @JoeNBC, @FrankBruni + @cthagod begins now on @HBO!

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Replying to @RealTimers: If you thought the "QAnon Shaman" was wrong about storming the Capitol, you should hear his other regrets... https://t.co/V…

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If you thought the "QAnon Shaman" was wrong about storming the Capitol, you should hear his other regrets...

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Replying to @RealTimers: FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @JoeNBC, @FrankBruni + @cthagod to #RealTime @HBO!

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FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @JoeNBC, @FrankBruni + @cthagod to #RealTime @HBO!

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Replying to @RealTimers: "It isn’t enough to want government to do good things. You have to rebuild government so it can do good things."

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"It isn’t enough to want government to do good things. You have to rebuild government so it can do good things."

Watch @BillMaher, @EzraKlein, and Senator @JonTester discuss how the filibuster went from being a bipartisan tool to a partisan weapon on last night's #RealTime:

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Memo to social Justice warriors: when what you're doing sounds like an Onion headline, stop. #CancelCultureIsOverParty

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When @TheDemocrats are in power, @CPAC blames everything on the government. When Republicans are in power, they blame the deep state. When they're really out of power, they blame windmills.

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Replying to @RealTimers: #StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @MegynKelly, Sen. @JonTester + @EzraKlein is now on @HBO a…

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#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @MegynKelly, Sen. @JonTester + @EzraKlein is now on @HBO and @HBOMax!

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Replying to @RealTimers: FRIDAY: @BillMaher is back with @MegynKelly, Sen. @JonTester + @EzraKlein on #RealTime @HBO!

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FRIDAY: @BillMaher is back with @MegynKelly, Sen. @JonTester + @EzraKlein on #RealTime @HBO!

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Replying to @nytimes: The outcome was clear before a final verdict was rendered, as Republicans in a Senate still bruised from the most violent atta…

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The outcome was clear before a final verdict was rendered, as Republicans in a Senate still bruised from the most violent attack on the Capitol in two centuries banded together to reject the charge that Donald Trump incited a riot on Jan. 6.

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Replying to @RealTimers: #ValentinesDay is this Sunday! And nothing gets you revved up for romance like a solid week of bloody insurrection videos.…

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#ValentinesDay is this Sunday! And nothing gets you revved up for romance like a solid week of bloody insurrection videos.

Watch @BillMaher's take on this week's #impeachment proceedings:

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Replying to @SteveSchmidtSES: My truth

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“We’re in this together” is the new “Thank you for your service” – just something to say to the people doing the dirty work so we can feel better about not doing it ourselves. #CovidEconomy #SideHustle

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A Chinese spacecraft is in orbit around Mars! Its mission is to land a rover on the surface, look for signs of ancient life, and then cough on it and kill it.

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Replying to @RealTimers: #StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @RepKinzinger, @markos + @SteveSchmidtSES is now on @HBO &…

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#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @BillMaher feat. @RepKinzinger, @markos + @SteveSchmidtSES is now on @HBO & @HBOMax!

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My truth

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Replying to @RealTimers: FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @RepKinzinger, @Markos + @SteveSchmidtSES to #RealTime @HBO!

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FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @RepKinzinger, @Markos + @SteveSchmidtSES to #RealTime @HBO!

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Replying to @RealTimers: "People, when they ask you about growing up in Las Vegas, it’s as if you grew up on a pirate ship or something... 'Was it s…

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"People, when they ask you about growing up in Las Vegas, it’s as if you grew up on a pirate ship or something... 'Was it scary? Were you drunk all the time? Did you lose an eye?'"

Watch @JimmyKimmel join @BillMaher on last night's #RealTime:

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