Know Nothing Know It All/ Rhetoric Professor at LAVC / Comedian everywhere else / Latest jokes in @pointsincase / PhD from UT Austin / Podcast: @notafanpodcast
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Joined on 20 April, 2009
Good morning. If Back To The Future came out today Marty McFly would have traveled back to 1991.
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Replying to @Dolan_J_Trump: “The worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it.” – The Art of the Deal
Replying to @AsteadWesley: there's too much happening right now
Quoted @wojespn
Reporting with @RamonaShelburne: Brooklyn is acquiring Houston’s James Harden in a blockbuster deal, sources tell ESPN.
Lol Amazing
“The worst thing you can possibly do in a deal is seem desperate to make it.” – The Art of the Deal
These Olympic medalists/ Navy SEALs/ Police Officers/ Congressmen/ Teachers/ CEOs/ Real Estate Agents who stormed the Capitol are not who we are.
Without the Wright Brothers I’d have never known Jim Jordan looked the other way while his students were sexually assaulted by THE Ohio State athletics department.
Quoted @kylegriffin1
Republican Kevin McCarthy, who voted to overturn the results of the election, now says, "Joe Biden will be sworn in as president in one week because he won the election."
“I provided cover for a violent attempt to overthrow the government that failed because my most fervent supporters are incompetent ... so I guess Biden won.”
I can’t wait for Kyrie Irving to show up in the Sex And The City reboot.
Quoted @BleacherReport
Nets and 76ers are finalists for a James Harden deal that “could culminate quickly,” per @ShamsCharania, @sam_amick
Brooklyn is preparing an offer of four first-round picks and three pick swaps
The league needs Harden, KD, and Kyrie on the same team for the memes alone.
I love everyone applauding corporations deciding to only buy the “good” politicians.
Quoted @slmandel
ESPN says last night's national championship game drew 18.7 million viewers. That is .... yeesh.
Per @paulsen_smw, the previous low for a BCS or CFP title game was 21.4M for USC 55, Oklahoma 19 in 2004.
It’s almost as if people are distracted by something else. What could it be? 🤔
Without Twitter George Washington never would have been elected President.
You hear that @colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome ?
One last thing. It’s impossible to be too mean to white supremacists.
Also all of the “wHaT abOUT frEE SpEEcH” chuds in my mentions can eat shit.
70 years of WWII movies and suddenly our nation’s dads can’t spot authoritarianism.
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