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After many days of persuasion, Chaudhary Sab agrees.
CS : Raj Narain, use kaho charitra mein sudhar kare. Uski patni
Aayi thi. Boli, ticket mat katiye. Isliye de raha hun.

RN : Ji nishchit./5

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Raj Narain : Unka vyaktigat mamla hai.....

C.S. : Rajneetik aadami ka kuchh vyaktigat nahin hota. Arre, paise vaise ki baat to sun loon. Magar charitra ka kya karoon ?

Apne jeevan mein mujhe ek aadami imaandar nahin mila. Sab charitraheen. (Chaudhary Sab is in tears.)/3

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There is silence all around.
CS : Iski patni ko ladwa dete hain !
RN : Sirf wo hi jeet sakte hain......
CS : To haar jayo. Charitra ki andekhi nahin karoonga. Kabhi nahin.
RN : Ji ise pending rakh lete hain.

The meeting is adjourned. /4

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Suddenly, Chaudhary Sab flares up.

Chaudhary Sab : Nahin doonga. Bilkul nahin doonga. Arre, iski patni mujhe mili thi. Usne bataya iske bare mein. Arre, bilkul charitraheen hai.

If a man is not loyal to his wife, how can he be loyal to the country ? /2

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1979 - Chaudhary Charan Singh is the prime minister. He is presiding over the parliamentary board of the party to finalise party tickets for the Lok Sabha elections. It is all going fine until this one seat is taken up. There is a sitting MP. /1

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Those interested in Orchids may please note that we have plenty of Orchids in North East. There are 450 varieties of Orchids. I had 175 of them in Raj Bhawan. The plant requires a higher level of humidity. It normally grows in the wild. Otherwise, there are many Orchid farms.

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Replying to @governorswaraj: “Majaz Urdu shayari ke Keats the. Majaz bahut handsome the. Majaz sharabi the....Majaz aaj tak AMU ki ladkiyon ke dil k…

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I have told Majaz’s story today. I promise you a wonderful story tomorrow,

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Quoted @jgopikrishnan70

@governorswaraj Sir, you must write books

Most books are read by just two people. One is the author. The second is his wife. In my case, it will be just me. So I won’t write a book.

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Typo ‘similarities’

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‘Tere maathe ka teeka mard ki kismat ka tara hai....’
..........Jagjit Singh sings Majaz.

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“Majaz Urdu shayari ke Keats the. Majaz bahut handsome the. Majaz sharabi the....Majaz aaj tak AMU ki ladkiyon ke dil ki dhadkan hain......’ - Lubna Salim.
I have never seen or heard such pleasing introduction of a poet.

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Majaz - Lubna Salim introduces Majaz more appropriately.
Please watch.

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Thank you. I promise it will always remain positive, always free from jealousy or malice. Thanks.

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My twitter a/c is also anti-depressant.

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Replying to @governorswaraj: In fact, water is anti-depressant. So is fresh fruit and vegetables. Music and sports are anti-depressant. Nature is an…

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Replying to @governorswaraj: I do not know about Kazi Nazul Islam, but Majaz was into heavy drinking. Most poets take to liquor. The general belief…

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In fact, water is anti-depressant. So is fresh fruit and vegetables. Music and sports are anti-depressant. Nature is anti-depressant. Human company is anti-depression.

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I do not know about Kazi Nazul Islam, but Majaz was into heavy drinking. Most poets take to liquor. The general belief is that when you are sad and depressed, liquor elevates you. That’s wrong. The Liquor is in fact a depressant. The more you drink, the more depressed you are.

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