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ItsTheReal

Sitcoms. Podcasts. Original music. Sketch videos. Books. Live shows. Mugs. We're not the women's TV talk show.

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Joined on 10 September, 2008

http://itsthereal.com

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Replying to @charlesbethea: I can confirm that “QANON” is an actual MyPillow discount code right now.

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Replying to @cinnaMENA: If you’re craving Girl Scout Cookies this year, make sure you order from Troop 6000, a special troop made for girls who are…

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Quoted @mbrodkorb

BREAKING: @realMikeLindell and @MyPillowUSA are using the promo code “QANON” for discounts on products. @FBI designated QAnon supporters as “conspiracy theory-driven domestic extremists.” Supporters of QAnon were involved in the domestic terrorist attacks on the U.S. Capitol.

I can confirm that “QANON” is an actual MyPillow discount code right now.

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Quoted @JenniferJJacobs

On 1st day, Biden will rescind travel ban on several Muslim countries, rejoin Paris climate accord, extend pandemic limits on evictions and student loan payments, and order agencies to figure out how to reunite children separated from families at border.

Replying to @jonfavs: Never forget: every call you made, voter you registered, donation you gave, and friend you bugged led to this.

Organizing st…

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Never forget: every call you made, voter you registered, donation you gave, and friend you bugged led to this.

Organizing still works. Elections still matter. Politics can still make a difference - even in a world as screwed up as ours.

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Replying to @seanmaiwald: 2016: Trump being elected won’t be that bad

2021: How do I navigate the Green Zone so I can get groceries while also avoi…

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MLK Weekend always reminds me of @taxstone. Free the man. Sending love, Tax.

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Happy Birthday to one of the kindest, most loyal, thoughtful and pure souls on this entire planet, the great @mfastow!!!

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Just remembered this.

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Replying to @jonathanvswan: Ok this one is pretty good

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Replying to @evboogie: Flex rant. Six years ago today.

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Flex rant. Six years ago today.

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Ok this one is pretty good

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Quoted @itsthereal

I lost a bet with my high school friends and I have to go to this. Pray for your boy.

To answer a couple of questions I just got:
- this is Kid Rock’s actual birthday.
- you don’t have to pay.
- Kid Rock is not my friend.
- Fuck Kid Rock.
- and you don’t have to join in solidarity.

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Replying to @JesseLehrich: reporter asks the officer who was crushed in the door how he keeps coming back to his job after that.

OFFICER: "Oh, if i…

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Replying to @maggieNYT: Lindell insists the papers he was holding, which were photographed and visible, didn't reference "martial law." An administr…

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Lindell insists the papers he was holding, which were photographed and visible, didn't reference "martial law." An administration official says they definitely referenced martial law.

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Quoted @juliarubin

@itsthereal fedora jeff!!!!!

okay, this is a good idea

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Quoted @VaZo99

@itsthereal So which attire will you choose

Thank you for asking. What should I wear?

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Replying to @JoeBiden: My administration will move Heaven and Earth to:

- Allow more people to get vaccinated
- Create more places for them to get…

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Replying to @kylegriffin1: Breaking NYT: Prosecutors in Georgia appear increasingly likely to open a criminal investigation of Trump over his attemp…

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Breaking NYT: Prosecutors in Georgia appear increasingly likely to open a criminal investigation of Trump over his attempts to overturn the results of the state's 2020 election, an inquiry into offenses that would be beyond his federal pardon power.

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reporter asks the officer who was crushed in the door how he keeps coming back to his job after that.

OFFICER: "Oh, if it wasn't my job, I would've done that for free. It was absolutely my pleasure to crush a white nationalist insurrection."

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Replying to @PalmerReport: Let’s all take a moment to be thankful for how stupid Trump and his remaining henchmen are. The My Pillow guy typed up a…

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Let’s all take a moment to be thankful for how stupid Trump and his remaining henchmen are. The My Pillow guy typed up a secret plan for insurrection, but then carelessly allowed it to be photographed by reporters? Also, Mike Pence, if you’re listening, invoke the 25th Amendment.

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My administration will move Heaven and Earth to:

- Allow more people to get vaccinated
- Create more places for them to get vaccinated
- Mobilize more medical teams to get shots in arms
- Increase vaccine supply and get it out the door as soon as possible

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Quoted @AndrewGiambrone

wow, this is a lot of street closures in DC...

2016: Trump being elected won’t be that bad

2021: How do I navigate the Green Zone so I can get groceries while also avoiding the plague?

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If you’re craving Girl Scout Cookies this year, make sure you order from Troop 6000, a special troop made for girls who are experiencing homelessness in NYC!

link:

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How were the drives in between cities, you ask? Have a look/listen. #planeschainsandautomobiles

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