In the Second World War, the Allies hung war criminals whose defense was "following orders"
I see Dominion Voting Systems' transformation from an electronic voting hardware vendor to a MAGAt asset holding company is proceeding smoothly....
For a guy who's muzzled, he certainly spouts off on my feed a fsckuva lot
Fun fact: Patrick Mahomes dad pitched for the Pittsburgh Pirates in 2003.
When Patrick Mahomes is my age, he'll find that shoe inserts are a way of life....
Just so we're clear: across the span of this chart, the section that infuriates conservatives the most is that comparably flat line between 2009 and 2017
Every time I see General Barry McCaffrey on teevee I think, "Man, that dude would yell at me for everything I do..."
Sure Trump tried to topple the republic with a coup but Joe Biden has a Rolex watch....
Quoted @laurenboebert
Unity is not yielding your ethics, standards, and principles for the sake of getting along.
I don't live there so I'm not gonna judge but Colorado basically elected an infant....
It's going to take all my inner strength to not call Lauren Boebert the c-word between now and 2022....
Quoted @marcorubio
A radical leftist agenda in a divided country will not help unify our country, it will only confirm 75 million Americans biggest fears about the new administration
Donald Trump unleashed his MAGAts on the Capitol where they attempted to kidnap and hang Senators and Little Marco's is worried about Joe Fscking Biden? What planet does he live on? Seriously?
The time for Fauci to trash the Trump administration was DURING the Trump administration, while it was bumble fscking its pandemic response. They're gone, now. It's time to look forward and fix the mess.
Until Trump came along, I didn't think it was possible to be a dick and an asshole. People are either a dick or an asshole. But Trump is both; he's a fscking dasshole.
Was it a Freudian slip? The Trumpist insurrectionists seemed pretty excited....
Pour one out for Hammerin' Hank. Since I don't recognize the Steroid Era, he's the career home run king. And no, I'm not showing him in an Atlanta uniform.
I once thought humans were born with an innate ability to stand. Now I think, "these people need to hire a standing coach." But there's no such thing. In the entire world, there are no professional standing coaches. We need to invent that career just so the Trumps can hire one.
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